THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS: ENVY

The Reverend Seth Ethan Carey

September 26, 2010

 

First Congregational Church, Glen Ellyn, Illinois UCC

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Introduction to the Scripture:

            Andrew Lloyd Webber popularized this story in his famous musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat. But as you’ll hear in this story, the coat plays a pretty insignificant role. It’s not even all that colorful, as the legends have come to tell it. The coat itself isn’t important as much as what it signifies—a father’s love for his son that Joseph’s brothers come to envy profoundly.

            But while their envious scheming may land Joseph in a world of hurt, in time they will end up hurting themselves even more.

 

Scripture:  Genesis 37:2-8, 12-20

            2This is the story of the family of Jacob.

            Joseph, being seventeen years old, was shepherding the flock with his brothers; he was a helper to the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives; and Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father.  3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his children, because he was the son of his old age; and he had made him a long robe with sleeves.  4But when his brothers saw that their father loved him more than all his brothers, they hated him, and could not speak peaceably to him.

            5Once Joseph had a dream, and when he told it to his brothers, they hated him even more.  6He said to them, ‘Listen to this dream that I dreamed.  7There we were, binding sheaves in the field. Suddenly my sheaf rose and stood upright; then your sheaves gathered around it, and bowed down to my sheaf.’  8His brothers said to him, ‘Are you indeed to reign over us?  Are you indeed to have dominion over us?’  So they hated him even more because of his dreams and his words.

            12Now his brothers went to pasture their father’s flock near Shechem.  13And Israel said to Joseph, ‘Are not your brothers pasturing the flock at Shechem?  Come, I will send you to them.’  He answered, ‘Here I am.’  14So he said to him, ‘Go now, see if it is well with your brothers and with the flock; and bring word back to me.’  So he sent him from the valley of Hebron.

            He came to Shechem, 15and a man found him wandering in the fields; the man asked him, ‘What are you seeking?’  16‘I am seeking my brothers,’ he said; ‘tell me, please, where they are pasturing the flock.’  17The man said, ‘They have gone away, for I heard them say, “Let us go to Dothan.” ’  So Joseph went after his brothers, and found them at Dothan.  18They saw him from a distance, and before he came near to them, they conspired to kill him.  19They said to one another, ‘Here comes this dreamer.  20Come now, let us kill him and throw him into one of the pits; then we shall say that a wild animal has devoured him, and we shall see what will become of his dreams.’

 

Sermon:

 

“I’m not an especially materialistic person,” I told her seriously as I settled into the expensive leather sofa in her office. “My real interest is in spiritual things, not the junk that we tend to surround ourselves with.” 

 

My seminary faculty advisor might have thought I was referring to her couch and taken insult, because she immediately quipped, “That’s a really nice pair of shoes you’re wearing, Seth. Must be expensive; I mean, for someone who isn’t especially materialistic.”

 

Taken aback, I had to admit to myself that she was right—they really were a great pair of shoes.  

 

But in all seriousness, I am more vulnerable to the seductive wiles of material things than I would care to admit. So as you can imagine, I can get rather jealous from time to time when I see someone else in possession of something that I want for myself. There’s a fine line between greed and envy, after all.

 

As my colleague, Pastor Lillian, pointed out a couple of weeks ago, there’s also a difference between envy and jealousy. The jealous person covets the possessions, the qualities, or the blessings of someone else. The jealous person is consumed with a craving for something that you’re fortunate enough to have, whether it’s your sports car or your unassuming good looks, your career or your devoted spouse.

 

But the envious man is a lonely creature of raw spite. He knows he can’t be with your wife, so he’ll revel in your soul-crushing divorce. He stands to gain nothing from your loss, but enjoys it just the same. Now, few of us would be willing to put ourselves in that category; but haven’t you ever felt that fleeting feeling of satisfaction upon learning of someone else’s misfortune? It’s an ugly thing, a shameful business, but something we’ve all felt in passing, I think, towards the people that we envy. That’s why everyone likes to hear about celebrities who put on a few pounds or get tossed in jail or drug rehab facilities—because we envy their success, and we rejoice in their failure. Who among us didn’t stifle our cruel laughter when the supermodel, Fabio, got hit in the face with a Seagull while riding on that roller coaster a few years back? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

 

But even though I am haunted by the occasional feeling of jealous longing or envious spite, I can honestly say that I’ve never taken steps to actually rob anyone of their good fortune. I can’t recall trying to make anyone suffer for the sake of it, nor have I stolen or destroyed anyone’s property out of spite.

 

I’ve always had better reasons.

 

My wife, on the other hand, recently told me a rather amusing story from her childhood that bears all the markings of pure envy. When Angela was just a little girl, her older brother Tony had the opportunity to travel to Disneyland. But due to some complicated circumstances, she couldn’t go with him. Needless to say, this didn’t sit well with little Angela at all, and so she waited for an opportunity to take her revenge. 

 

Several days later, Tony returned to Illinois with a suntan and a Mickey Mouse t-shirt, raving about his magical holiday in the land where dreams come true. He brought a shirt back for his little sister, too, but this gift did nothing to mitigate the envious spite that had been infecting tiny heart for days. And so before she went to sleep that night, she stole his Mickey Mouse t-shirt and hid it underneath the one he had given her, wearing them both as she crawled underneath her blankets to hide her terrible secret.

 

Meanwhile, Tony and their mother searched the closet for his souvenir in an increasingly panicked state. Angela listened as they turned the house upside down looking for the thing, pretending to be asleep but grinning with satisfaction at the result of her spiteful machinations.

 

Fortunately, she’s much easier to live with these days. But now that I think about it, I have had some things go missing from the laundry.

 

***

 

In the book of Genesis we find a similar story, although the stakes here are much higher. This young man named Joseph is his father’s favorite son—and all of his brothers know it. To make matters worse, he flaunts his enviable position remorselessly, insisting that someday his brothers will bow down and worship him. And not unlike that Mickey Mouse t-shirt that came to embody so many hard feelings, Joseph strolls around in “a long robe with sleeves” that his father had given him. I guess sleeves were a pretty big deal in those days. 

 

Needless to say, all of this pompous behavior arouses a dangerous envy in his brothers. They all want their father’s love and respect, and to see it squandered on this show-off is more than they can stand. As for the long robe with sleeves—which has since been remembered as the infamous Technicolor Dream Coat—they could care less. They don’t want it for themselves, but they don’t want Joseph to have it either. Rather than following their own ambitions, they focus their energy on shattering his, declaring spitefully, “Then we shall see what will become of his dreams.”

 

If you’re at all familiar with the story, then you probably know how it ends. In a bizarre twist of fate, Joseph becomes a high ranking officer in the Egyptian government, and he uses that power to demand fealty—or at least an apology—from the men that tried to kill him.

 

This story does not end well for the envious.

 

And while it’s true that Joseph may come off as an arrogant jerk to his brothers, their spite for him turns them into something far worse—treacherous cutthroats and would-be murderers.

 

Sometimes it might seem as though the people around us are blessed with all the good fortune in the world, and we’re condemned to see our own fortunes lost. But in our failure to be content with what we have, in our poisonous determination to see another’s dreams destroyed, we are condemned to the worst misfortune of all.

 

The envious heart throbs with poison in its ventricles, beating to the rhythms of the damned.  

 

***

 

One of my favorite novels is Dostoyevsky’s dark comedy, Notes from Underground, a fictional 19th century memoir in which he writes beautifully about the consequences of envy. Dostoyevsky’s gritty narrative begins with a bold declaration: “I am a spiteful man,” he writes, “a mean man. I think there is something wrong with my liver.”

 

This character envies the people around him intensely, if for nothing else than their ability to lead normal lives, untainted by the angst that consumes him daily. And in spite of his ailing health, he refuses to see a doctor out of sheer spite for the medical profession.

 

At every available opportunity, he spends his time at the promenade that runs along the riverside, bristling with envy at all of the people passing by. In particular, he is keenly aware of the classism that plays out along the riverbank. As the aristocrats and generals stroll along on their merry way, all of the peasants and middle class bureaucrats step aside to let them pass. He moves aside with the rest of them in his shabby clothes, and he resents himself fiercely for it. 

 

But of all the people in this scene, there is one man in particular that becomes his obsession. This other man is an officer in the military—a tall, good looking, well-built man of average intelligence and well-meaning virtue—in other words, he is everything that our detestable protagonist is not and wishes he was. He passes the officer every day along the promenade, and simply cannot stand the sight of him, looking so smug and self-assured in his officer’s uniform. For two years he lies awake at night in an envious fit. So he finally decides to do something about it.

 

His plan is beautiful in its simplicity, laughable in its absurdity.

 

First, he asks his boss for a substantial advance on his wages, which he uses to purchase the finest clothing he can afford.  And once he’s all dressed to the nines like a true man of privilege, he lies in wait for this officer, this man who has aroused such a terrible envy in his heart. Now, once he sees the officer walking towards him in the opposite direction, he will refuse to step out of the man’s way. His aim is to bump shoulders with the guy in the crowd in some pitiful attempt to put them on equal footing in the eyes of society. For once in his life, he will not step aside. But as the fateful moment arrives, our man loses his resolve. In his cowardly desperation to avoid a collision with the broad-shouldered officer he nearly falls on his face. And to add insult to injury, the officer continues on his way without as much as a glance in his direction.

 

Living like this, it’s no wonder there’s something wrong with his liver.

 

***

 

Envy is a grotesque parasite that feeds on the deepest longings of its host, poisoning the heart and mind. And the instigators of that envy—the people we’re so envious of—are usually oblivious to it.

 

In this bad economy, you can bet that a lot of people are envious of the ones who manage to keep their heads above the water. It’s like a Petri dish of jealousy, a cesspool of spite. Some Americans are buying new cars, while others can’t afford to fix the ones they have. Some people are in the market for a new home, while others can’t pay for the one the live in, or even sell it at a loss. Some people are getting promotions, while others are losing their unemployment benefits. For those hit the hardest, it’s easy to look around and feel a little resentful towards those with better luck.

 

But we aren’t doing ourselves any favors by craving someone else’s good fortune. I once knew this woman who became envious of her friends, who lived in bigger, more luxurious houses than hers. She looked around at their sprawling hardwood floors and their stainless steel appliances, their marble countertops and four-car garages and marveled at them with longing in her heart. In time, she decided to put her own house up for sale in the hopes of trading up for something more glamorous. Now some months later, she was perusing the real estate ads in the Sunday paper and found something that leapt off the page at her. The description was brief, but promising—a good-sized house in a respectable neighborhood with plenty of space and, according to the advertisement, a few “luxurious features.” The price was right, too, so she called her real estate agent and told him she wanted to see the place right away. To which he replied, “I’m sorry ma’am, but that ad is for your house.”

 

Sometimes we get so caught up in other people’s stuff that we forget how much we already have. That’s what jealousy does to us. But real envy goes even deeper, corrupting the soul more profoundly. Envy drives us to hate those who succeed where we fail, to somehow blame them for our own broken dreams. Why do we equate someone else’s happiness with our own misery? Why is it so hard for us to be happy for people when they achieve something, especially when it’s something that we wish we had?

 

Maybe it’s because we aren’t content with what we do have. Jesus taught us to treat one another as we would be treated, and to love one another as we want to be loved. So why should we hate someone for achieving their dreams—especially when their dreams are the same as our own?

 

***

 

I once heard a fable about a vulture with an envious heart. Every day he looked to the sky and saw a large eagle that soared through the blue at heights that the vulture could never reach. The vulture seethed with hatred for the eagle, and sought the aid of a hunter to bring him down from his lofty heights. “Why don’t you kill that eagle up there,” the vulture told the hunter. “He would make a magnificent trophy.”

 

“I gladly would,” the hunter replied, “if I only had a feather for my arrow.”

 

Wanting nothing more than to see that self-righteous eagle get shot down, the vulture plucked a dark feather from its back and gave it to the hunter. But the eagle was flying at such a distant altitude that the hunter’s arrow missed its target. Frustrated, the vulture gave him another feather. Arrow after arrow missed the eagle, and the vulture sacrificed feather after feather out of sheer spite. Before long, the vulture had no feathers left to give. He could never fly as high as the eagle, but now he couldn’t fly anywhere at all. And with no means of escape, the hunter slew him, settling for a lesser trophy.

 

In another life, another story, perhaps the vulture could have befriended the eagle and learned the secrets of the sky. And perhaps Joseph’s brothers could have talked to their father, told him how they felt neglected and unloved, tried to work it out instead of trying to kill Joseph to get him out of the way. And maybe we can learn to appreciate the blessings that God has given us, instead of wishing that God would take them away from the guy next door.

 

We gain nothing by trying to bring someone else down. As Jesus once said, “What profit is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his own soul?” And if we behave like Joseph’s brothers, envying other people and spitefully wondering what will become of their dreams—then I shudder to think what has become of our own.

 

Amen.